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Yamanaka Ino
08 July 2007 @ 06:55 pm
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Yamanaka Ino
03 June 2007 @ 09:37 pm
As Hinata is far too shy to inform you, allow me the honor in doing so:

The smell of wet dog is not exactly the aphrodisiac us girls look for. Her turning away is not mere bashfulness. You smell. Take a bath (or at least buy some flowers from our shop to mask the scent; I'll even give you a discount).

And, while I realize that a puppy helps average-looking guys like you in hitting on a girl, Akamaru isn't a puppy any more. He's huge. Also, his slobbering kisses aren't scoring you any points--- they're gross, and he desperately needs breath mint.

In conclusion, if you take a bath, buy some flowers, and leave the dog at home you might be able to score a date with her. Just don't breathe on her too much.

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